Girl Power (Part 1): Bowling Edition

Song of the Day: Don't Phunk With my Heart by The Black Eyed Peas (' You always claimin’ I'm a cheater ....Think I'd up and go leave ya.... For another señorita..... You forgot that I need ya.... You must’ve caught amnesia ....That’s why you don’t believe (ah) '

Quote of the Day: "yo' Christmas present?..you coming to see me...THATS your Christmas present"....damn mama..for real...thats how you gon' play ya girl?...

Newest Obsession: Throwback Nike Airmax 90's...them shits is hot (pS...Jordan has a new shoe coming out thats design is inspired by the Bentley GT coup..hot!)

Random: Should it be so cold that your tears freeze before even leaving your eye?
(F Chicago!!)


Case 1: My then boyfriend wanted me to meet up with him at the bowling alley.
Rules (his) : whoever loses has to pay for the game.
End result: Lets just say someones pride left them $100 short, and I left with all the money I came with.

Case 2: One night "The Family" (damn I havent heard that in a while...what ever happen to them?..lol) and "Immediate Cousins" went out to kick it at the bowling alley by Taco Cabana.
Scenario: There was a certain someones (male) with a name starting with "A" and a "C"..talking shit.
End Result: Wasn't much talking as we left...as a matter of fact there wasn't ANY talking after we left.
Bonus: ...but we did see a girl and a guy having sex in the front seat of a Black Range Rover at a highly lit gas station!!

Case 3: "my little brother that i molested'' and I ditched class to go bowling.
Background info: He's one of those guys that still beileves girls cant do anything and shouldnt do anything but cater to their man and keep the houseclean.
I told him (one time): "This aint what you want to do...imma beat your ass"
End result: Apparently that is what he wanted to do. We bowled 3 games that morning ( i beat his ass all three). He was so mad about it all day (literally)...we scooped up my roommate later that night..went BACK to the bowling alley...

yeah..he didnt want to give me any that night cause he was so salty...Thats ok buddy..im tired anyway from serving up MULTIPLE CANS OF WHOOP ASS!!

Case 4: Last Christmas my dad, my little brothers, my little cousin, and my stepmother went out for a little Christmas Eve bowling (the only thing you can do in Beaumont Texas).
Details: my stepmother, brothers, and cousin really didnt count.
End result: My father kinda threw shades for the rest of the night. I mean his sons look at him like he's superman...but guess what pops...'I, I be on dat kyptonite..."

Case5: Scenario: Lucky Strike. Chicago IL. I didnt know him. He didnt know me. But we all know that strikes in the 10th lane is always a good thing. Sorry dude. Go over there. Pick up your manhood.
Sore loser: Just like a negro he had to throw in.."I let you win". No man. Youre 40 plus years old..take it like a man.

In Conclusion. There is no conclusion.